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  2.                                                      
  3.                                  From the              
  4.                             JOKIN' AROUND DISK         
  5.                                     by                 
  6.                             LEEJAN ENTERPRISES         
  7.                         P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.     
  8.                           South Australia. 5159.       
  9.                                                        
  10.                                                        
  11.  
  12. COMPUTER DEFINITIONS 
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  14.                              1. COMPUTER
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  16. A computer is a big electrified rock, which is designed to pass voltages 
  17. through various other devices (other rocks) and make alleged sense.
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  19.                               2. DEVICES
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  21. A device is a special kind of rock attached to the main rock (the computer).
  22. This rock provides the data that big rock uses.
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  24.                                3. DISKS
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  26. A  disk is a spinning piece of rock, which is magnetically charged to retain 
  27. for a time the somewhat meaningful information to be garbled by the main rock.
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  29.                              4. TERMINALS
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  31. A  terminal  is  a rock that glows in  the  dark  and  (theoretically) 
  32. displays the somewhat meaningful information to be garbled by the main rock.
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  35.                                                      
  36.                                  From the              
  37.                             JOKIN' AROUND DISK         
  38.                                     by                 
  39.                             LEEJAN ENTERPRISES         
  40.                         P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.     
  41.                           South Australia. 5159.       
  42.                                                        
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